Bad day at Crane Creek

Waterproof boots. Full of ice cold creek water, they did not leak a drop in the long walk back to the pickup.

Waterproof boots. Full of ice-cold creek water, they did not leak a drop on the long walk back to the pickup.

Abbey and I carried on a lengthy discussion about our respective duties. She was adamant that crunching through shelf ice was not part of her job description.

Bad day at Crane Creek

One rooster pheasant looks exactly like another rooster pheasant. At least near enough alike that you wouldn’t notice the difference until you have the look-alike rooster in hand. Or almost in hand.

Then certain disparities become evident.

A lesson in rooster mortality identification makes a much greater impression if it is followed by a half-mile walk back to the pickup truck on a 20 degree day, through marsh grass and willow thickets, with your boots full of cold water, while your dog tags along sulkily at heel and tells you over and over “It wasn’t my fault.”

When it damn well was her fault, because I was clearly not to blame. Clearly.

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Morning fog and rain in December

I remember when you shone bright red in the fog and rain, and we went driving.

I remember when you shone bright red in the fog and rain, and we went driving.

 

Morning fog and rain in December

These days of morning fog and rain in December bring memories of the last years of my red pickup.

Paint faded and body rusted, bumpers bent, and dents all over. Windshield cracked, brakes mushy, tires bald, bench seat sprung and sagging.

Parked on the east side of the farm yard, out in the rain and snow, moldering and rusting, mice making nests in the glove box.

In your dotage, one hundred fifty thousand miles of it, your only working days were hauling firewood and making the four-times-a-year run to the landfill with all the trash and junk tossed into you from the farm and house.

You got knocked around. A lot. Your shift linkage was all loose and your gears didn’t always mesh. There was no adjustment left in your clutch. At the end, you groaned whenever you had to work. Or even move.

You suffered one hundred-degree days and minus-thirty nights, ice and sand, flood and drought, fair weather and storm. And came though it all, engine still running, body still holding together.

You broke down a few times. Needed some parts repaired and replaced. And then got up and went to work again.

Your lights and gauges worked right up to the end, almost all of them. You burned some oil but did not leak much. You got a lot of miles out of every gallon of fuel, for a truck.

You had a good long run. Journeys with wife and friends and kids and grandkids. A thousand hunting trips, at least. Dogs and boots and blood and feathers and fur all leaving marks and memories.

You traveled plenty, more than you could have thought when you were new and shiny, more than 30 states and three countries. Plus Texas.

You were a tough truck, you had a good engine, and you did a lot of work. You carried me along highways and gravel roads, sandhills and woodlands, fall, winter, spring, summer, night and day, to places where we saw a lot of sights and had a lot of adventures.

Made me mad as hell a few times, too. Accidents and getting stuck, and that one time your starter wouldn’t work.

When the metal salvage man came, dressed in black and gray and wearing heavy boots, he gave you a pat on the hood before he hooked up the cables and hoisted you onto the flatbed.

“Come on with me, now,” he seemed to be saying. “You won’t be making any more trips nor doing any more work. It’s no good just rusting away. Let’s get you scrapped and melted down and your steel can be made into something new and shiny again.”

Your place in the farmyard didn’t grow grass for two years. But it’s green again now, showing through the melting ice on this morning of fog and rain in December.

I remember when you shone bright red in the fog and rain, and we went driving.

– Clement Seagrave

 

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Riflery – the science and the art II

The same day you buy your hunting rifle, buy a .22 rimfire rifle that approximates the hunting rifle’s configuration as closely as possible.

The same day you buy your hunting rifle, buy a .22 rimfire rifle that approximates the hunting rifle’s configuration as closely as possible.

Brown was not a marvelously good shot…but he could handle his weapon in good workmanlike fashion; and the rifle asks no more.”           
    — from the novel Brown on Resolution, by C.S. Forester 1899-1966

 

RIFLERY PART II – ART

If you want to shoot your hunting rifle exceptionally well, do not shoot it too often or too much. Seriously. Frequent practice sessions with your centerfire rifle will probably not improve your shooting ability and may worsen it.

Let me explain why.

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Riflery – the science and the art

The science of riflery is learned at the shooting bench. This is where you also learn to have complete confidence in your hunting rifle's accuracy.

The science of riflery is learned at the shooting bench. This is where you also learn to have complete confidence in your rifle’s accuracy.

To shoot well in the field, you must have complete confidence in your rifle’s ability to put the bullet at exactly the point of aim. Lack of this confidence will undermine your shooting ability more than any other factor.

RIFLERY PART I – SCIENCE

The discipline of rifle shooting is a blend of science and art. The science is learned at the reloading table and the shooting bench. The art is learned at the shooting range.

Every outstanding rifleman I have ever known has invested much study, thought, time and expendable income into the sport to earn his level of expertise. Although I have heard tales of “natural” rifle shooters of great skill, I have never personally met one. Achievement in any endeavor requires practice as well as talent. Given my own modest level of talent, I must devote considerable energy to both the science and the art to shoot a rifle competently.

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Smokey

OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERAEven in a time of elephantine vanity and greed, one never has to look far to see the campfires of gentle people.
            –  Garrison Keillor, radio story-telling and author

Smokey

Our farm is part of a small North Country community that has a reputation as a “Christmas Village.” December visitors say the town reminds them of one of those toyland Currier-and-Ives hamlets in the water-filled snow globes found on every coffee table during the holiday season. You shake the globe and watch the snowstorm fall on the quaint, picture-perfect, rural village.

Our town is the commercial center of a five-county area, so Main Street is happily busy with Christmas shoppers from late November through December. Add in the Christmas concerts staged by the local college, the pageants performed by the schools, the holiday festival parade, the community theater’s annual production of “A Christmas Carol,” sales at all the retail stores, and a dozen other events of the season, and there is a constant stream of out-of-towners flowing through every street, shop, and café.

These new faces in the crowd are a good thing for the community, even an old curmudgeon like me will admit, but out-of-area visitors do force us to change established habits for a few weeks. For example, I have to use the turn signals on my pickup while driving on city streets because I cannot assume all other drivers will recognize my battered, ten-year-old Ford and know where I am headed and onto which side street I will turn.

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Engraving

Banknote engraved pheasant in flight by Steve Lindsay

Banknote engraved pheasant in flight by Steve Lindsay

… custom engraved guns in hundreds of different styles, executed by truly skilled artists and artisans, combining creativity and genius to produce stunning artwork that blends with the gun’s form and function, sophisticated and elegant metalwork by the indisputable masters of the trade

Engraving

For the most part, fancy engraving on a shotgun has never much appealed to me. Yes, this is a personal, biased, subjective opinion. You may be pleased, even enthralled, by the metal engraving on guns. The best of it is excellent beyond comprehension, but I find most of it to be appallingly bad.

Since my appreciation for artwork is a product of my simplistic roots and upbringing, I am put off rather than enticed by guns over-decorated with intricate swirls and floral patterns cut into every square inch of gunmetal on the action sides and floor plates, fences, chambers, trigger guard, tang, top lever, and even the forearm release bar. Some factory engraving strikes me as attractive and tasteful, the minimal metalwork on my Browning BSS sporter model shotgun, for example. But much of the engraving I see is absolutely awful, dreadful.

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A report from the Wapsi

100_1506Ten years ago, when a hundred thousand acres of North Country farmland was enrolled in the Conservation Reserve Program, who could have guessed that we would ever again drive more than five or ten miles to go bird hunting? These days we travel hundreds of miles to locate, scout and hunt marginal ground.

 

A report from the Wapsi

The Wapsipinicon River flows muddy and slow for three hundred miles along the western margins of the North Country. In wet years the Wapsi’s flood waters can devastate the farm fields and woodlands along its course, but most summers the river rolls sedately through a twisting, picturesque valley on its way to the Mississippi.

When I stopped to watch it from a county road bridge on this December day after a month of record-setting cold weather the Wapsi was clogged with ice floes and slush, and its channel was choked to a few yards’ width by ragged ledges of gray-brown ice along the frozen mudbanks. Far downstream a coyote walked cautiously on the ice, searching the edge of the open water for the carrion of fish, waterfowl, and other animals that had perished in the bitter cold of an early winter.

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Meet the Crazy Old Coot on December 6

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Meet the Crazy Old Coot  is the theme of my book signing session Saturday, December 6, 2 – 3:30 p.m. at Dragonfly Books, 112 West Water Street, Decorah, Iowa.

Hope to meet with all my friends, readers of my books and blog essays, former students, and everyone who enjoys literature of the hunting and shooting sports. Stop by for a cup of coffee and some lively conversation. It’s a rare opportunity to meet an authentic Crazy Old Coot.

I will be signing copies of my books, Hunting Birds and Crazy Old Coot. If you enjoy stories about bird dogs, bird guns, and the spirit and camaraderie of the hunting life, you will want copy of each for your library. The books are now available at Dragonfly Books.

See you Saturday, December 6.

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Nebraska whitetail hunt

Late afternoon sunshine in November  illuminates the gold and red hues of a shortgrass prairie on the eastern edge of the Nebraska Sandhills region.  Every draw and swale and marshy bottom can hold whitetail deer in this country.

Late afternoon sunshine in November illuminates the gold and red hues of the shortgrass prairie on this eastern edge of the Nebraska Sandhills region. Every draw and and marshy bottom can hold whitetail deer in this country.

I have hunted most species of American big game, from the enormous, phlegmatic moose to the little javelina and the swift, slender antelope, and I’m convinced that the smartest animal of them all is the whitetail deer.
            –  Jack O’Connor (1902-78), dean of American gun writers

Nebraska whitetail hunt

Rifle hunting for whitetail deer was once a fiery passion of mine, but as with many of our youthful infatuations that obsession was left behind somewhere along the unexpected twists and turns of life’s journey.

The Medicine Creek Buck, the Keya Paha Buck, the Hill Country “Double on Deer at Dawn” – those rifle hunts are now overworked memories from a distant past that feature a young man I barely recognize these days. He loved hunting deer with centerfire rifle, I do remember that. And on winter days when I take a certain .30-06 rifle out of a far back corner of the gun safe to wipe it with an oily cloth, work its bolt, and shoulder it for a phantom shot at a deer running through my imagination, those memories awaken my dormant fascination with rifle hunting.

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Killing dragons

It’s a helluva note when you can’t even take a full measure of satisfaction from killing a dragon.

It’s a helluva note when you can’t even take a full measure of satisfaction from killing a dragon.

…after the recoil, all I could see past the muzzle was a perfect halo of feathers… Ratnose says there is beauty in killing, and of course he’s right.

   – from the novel Blood Sport –
A Journey up the Hassayampa,
by Robert F. Jones

 

 

 

Killing dragons

Once we are past the “bloodthirsty teenage boy” stage of life, most hunters will admit to conflicted thoughts and emotions about killing.

Inescapably, the kill is a fundamental part of the blood sports, there being no catch-and-release in the taking of those game species we pursue with shotgun, rifle, and bow. Few hunters take joy in killing, at least not in the sense of perverse joy, but when the animal we are hunting has been “reduced to possession” the tinge of regret that we may feel is offset by the elation that comes with this moment of climax during the hunt.

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