Canadian Rockies

IMG_1569No! There’s the land. (Have you seen it?)
   It’s the cussedest land that I know,
From the big, dizzy mountains that screen it
   To the deep, deathlike valleys below.
Some say God was tired when He made it;
   Some say it’s a fine land to shun;
Maybe; but there’s some as would trade it
   For no land on earth—and I’m one.
            – Robert W. Service (1874-1958)

Canadian Rockies

Raised on the romantic image of the Canadian Rockies – Robert Service poems about manly wilderness adventures, and Jack O’Connor stories about big game hunting in remote alpine meadows and across craggy peaks – I longed for the day when I would venture into the forested mountains of British Columbia and Alberta, pack upon my shoulders and rugged boots upon my feet, eyes taking in the wonder of some of the most savagely beautiful lands on Earth.

IMG_1540And that is what my beautiful blond wife and I did for nine days in June to celebrate our 45th wedding anniversary. Travel weary and still recovering from sensory overload, we returned to our North Country farm with the visions of a thousand new sights and experiences tumbling through our brains, memories that will have to be sorted out and stored away over the next several weeks while we try to understand what we saw and learned as we traveled by airplane, train, automobile, and boot leather across hundreds of miles (or should I say hundreds of kilometers) of mountainous country.
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One hundred essays

20140602_154212 (2)Never thought I’d live to be a hundred.
I never thought I’d get to do the things
That all those other sons do, and they do.
I never thought I’d ever have my freedom.
An age ago my maker was refusing me
The pleasure of the view.
  – Justin Hayward of the rock music group Moody Blues

One hundred essays

Never thought I’d post a hundred essays.

Today, Wednesday, June 17, 2015, marks the 100th essay I have posted on the Dispatches from a Northern Town blog site. Begun in December 2013, the blog was a pilot project to preserve the sanity of a retired journalist. It was not a wise choice, for emotional and mental health, to walk away from the keyboard cold turkey after writing every day for almost 40 years, 14 as a newspaper reporter and editor and 25 as a college public relations officer.

After a few months of insufferable behavior, moodiness, and grousing, I was encouraged by Sarah Carnes, a former communications and marketing intern in my office, to create a blog and start posting essays. Sarah is now COO of a hugely successful online marketing firm. She knows the blogging game. I did not.

“What would I write about?” I asked.

“Whatever you want,” she said.

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Pipes of Pan(demonium)

Great Highland Bagpipes. (photo from the website norse.doonks.com)

Great Highland Bagpipes. (photo from the website norse.doonks.com)

I understand the inventor of the bagpipes was inspired when he saw a man carrying an indignant, asthmatic pig under his arm. Unfortunately, the man-made sound never equaled the purity of the sound achieved by the pig.
    –  Alfred Hitchcock, English film director and producer, 1899-1980

The Irish gave the bagpipes to the Scots as a joke, but the Scots haven’t seen the joke yet.
    –  Oliver Herford, American writer, 1863-1935

Pipes of Pan(demonium)

Eventually the truth will come out, so I have decided to go public with an admission of a perverse vice that I have kept secret for some 50 years.

I like bagpipe music.

Although I do not play the bagpipes or collect them, or even know much about the instrument’s history, design, or construction, I am fascinated by the exotic music they make and I admire the skill of the pipers who play those sonorous tunes. Non-aficionados may call bagpipe music discordant, raucous, or even blaring, but to me it is mellow, melodious, and often haunting.

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Treasured possessions

One of my most treasured possessions is this magical hat. I'm sure you have one of your own.

One of my most treasured possessions is this magical hat. I’m sure you have one of your own.

That western-style hat on the top shelf of the bureau is a magical storybook. I need only put it on to be spun into the memories of a dozen bird and deer hunts across the high plains of Nebraska, South Dakota, and North Dakota.

Treasured possessions

The affection we feel for treasured possessions is an aberrant emotion. What is it about these prized (though often worthless) items that sparks a flash of fond remembrance every time we see or handle them?

Battered felt hats, worn out pocket knives, ragged hunting vests and coats, shiny-toed leather boots, dog whistles that are cracked or rusted, rifles and shotguns with stocks scuffed and bruised and barrels gleaming silver where the bluing has worn away – just a motley collection of inanimate objects that can see nothing and yet have seen it all, can say nothing and yet tell every story in which we have played a part.

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The Lautenschlager Place

No hunting sign (2)When Walt and I, we went out hunting
We saw a sign that said “No Trespassing,”
But the other side, it didn’t say nothing;
That side was meant for him and me.
           – a ditty to the tune of Woody Guthrie’s song
                        This Land Is Your Land

The Lautenschlager Place

Walter G. Schacht was my foremost mentor, a paternalistic and benevolent advisor whose counsel I sought on every major decision in my life for some 20 years. For much of my young adult life he was my greatest source of practical information and exerted the greatest influence on my career, avocations, ethics, self-image, and my attempts to understand this confusing and convoluted world in which we live.

He was also something of a rascal.

In my memory vault there are dozens of stories about adventures with Walt, most of them suitable for publication, now that the statute of limitations for legal action has long passed. Those tales would fill a good-sized book or two, but they would have to be touted as pure fiction. Nobody would believe most of them.

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Not making hay

Our weedy hilltop “pasture” will not be hayed this year. We are letting it go wild to preserve an island of wildlife habitat amidst the thousands of acres of fragile, highly erodible land around us that has been plowed and planted to corn in this era of unconscionable farming practices.

Our weedy hilltop “pasture” will not be hayed this year. We are letting it go wild to preserve an island of wildlife habitat amidst the thousands of acres of fragile, highly erodible land around us that has been plowed and planted to corn in this era of shameful land ethic and unconscionable farming practices.

In our small corner of the world, there is little we can do to stop the tsunami of agri-greed that is denuding and poisoning this once beautiful section of the North Country. But we will do what we can, even if only to preserve 50 acres of habitat for the meager surviving wildlife…

Not making hay

He was a bit perturbed, the farmer who bales the hay on the 25-acre hilltop field we call our pasture, when I told him we were not going to hay it this year. After a few seconds of disbelieving stare, he shook his head and said, “Okay, if that’s what you want to do,” although I could tell he was adding another item to the long list of my peculiar behaviors that all my neighbors have been compiling for three decades now.

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A nation of tribes

Our tribal emblems include logo-bearing caps that display our affiliation and values.

Our tribal emblems include logo-bearing caps that display our affiliation and values.

We become not a melting pot but a beautiful mosaic. Different people, different beliefs, different yearnings, different hopes, different dreams.
            – President Jimmy Carter

A nation of tribes

The increasing fragmentation and polarization of Americans, both politically and socially, is much in the news this spring. The message seems to be that we are becoming more isolated from our neighbors, less engaged with our communities, more attached to narrow interests and groups, and less caring about broader concepts and issues.

This trend has been exacerbated by Internet communication, which makes it possible for us to choose the information we want to hear and read, and to ignore any information that challenges what we want to believe. Self-selection of information, especially from a source that promotes misinformation, is probably a bad thing for our society. In essence it has become easier, and more psychologically comforting, to belong to a like-minded and supportive group of “friends” on the web than to be part of that diverse and sometimes cantankerous throng of people who live on our street or within our ward or township.l

We are choosing, not quite subconsciously, to be members of a “tribe” rather than citizens of a “nation,” and that choice is laden with subtle dangers for a purported democracy racing toward autocracy.

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Just take a peep

The Savage Arms company's 'Rascal' single-shot youth model .22 rifle has a simple but functional receiver sight that helped me rediscovered the fun of shooting with a peep.

The Savage Arms company’s ‘Rascal’ single-shot youth model .22 rifle has a simple but functional receiver sight that helped me rediscovered the fun of shooting with a peep.

The peep sight was something else altogether… all you had to do was set the target on top of the front sight post and gently pull the trigger. Plink – the tin can went rolling, and you were convinced you were ready to pack for that East African safari.

Just take a peep

Overcome by a wave of nostalgia for the days when small game hunting was better (or at least when I was a better small game hunter) I ordered a Williams Foolproof peep sight this morning from the Midway USA company. If all goes well, it will soon be mounted on the Marlin Model 39A lever-action that was once my father’s beloved squirrel rifle.

If you are a rifle shooter born in the 40s or 50s, you probably have a special place in your heart for the peep sight, technically known as the aperture receiver sight. Those oft-misunderstood sighting devices were a hot item when we were youngsters looking at photos of Ernest Hemingway and Jack O’Connor posed stoically with trophy big game animals they had bowled over on the African plains, using bolt-action rifles with those curious, micrometer-looking peep sights.

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Old Coots Never Forget

IMG_1321Old Coots Never Forget

Don’t forget to buy my latest book this week.

Old Coots Never Forget will be available Saturday at Dragonfly Books, 112 West Water Street, Decorah, Iowa.

The book is currently available in both paperback and Kindle editions at Amazon.com. In fact, all four of my books are available at Dragonfly and at Amazon:

Old Coots Never Forget
Crazy Old Coot
Hunting Birds
Scrawny Dog, Hungry Cat, and Fat Rat

If you are a North Country resident, please stop by Dragonfly Books for your copies. We should support our local book stores. Dragonfly is a really, incredibly good local book store. And if you leave the book at the counter, they’ll have me sign it (with personal notation!) so it will have major collector’s value when I become infamous.

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Cleanest pocketknives

IMG_1319The advantage of a bad memory is that one enjoys several times the same good things for the first time.

             – Friedrich Nietzsche

Cleanest pocketknives

Not to brag, but I have the cleanest and best-maintained bird knives of all the members of the Over the Hill Gang.

I can say that with some certainty, because I run my bird knives through the washing machine about once a week. Sometimes more often.

Not intentionally, of course. I forgetfully leave my folding knives in the pockets of my pants, and when I notice they are missing and go searching for them, there they are again in the basket of the washing machine, usually wedged under the rim of the agitator. It’s become the first place I check on the weekly pocketknife hunts.

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