Mowing your what?

Hay field lane

A telephone conversation that only country people would understand.

Caller: “I tried to call you earlier today, but you didn’t answer.”

Me: “Yeah, I’ve been outside all afternoon, mowing my driveway.”

Caller: (pause) “Mow-ing your drive-way…”


About Jerry Johnson

Curmudgeon. Bird hunter and dog trainer. Retired journalist and college public relations director. Former teacher, coach, mentor. Novelist and short story writer. Husband, father, grandfather.
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1 Response to Mowing your what?

  1. mrain1 says:

    If you hade cows it would be moo ing your driveway. We doze our drive way after the rains wash it all down hill.

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